Sunday, August 28, 2011

The Joke For the Day

So my friend is having a hard time getting started at his new job. When he logged onto his new work computer, it asked him to create a password. It said it had to be eight characters, so he typed in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".   

The winner of this year's Edinburgh (Scotland) Fringe for best joke. Runners up:     

Crime in multi-story car parks - that's wrong on so many levels.     

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess.    


I don't know, but I still don't think it beats:    

I cut off my dog's nose.   
How does he smell?   
Pretty bad.  

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