The JetPack is Here (sort-of)

If you happen to live on a large body of water, the often wished for jet pack has finally arrived.  But, instead of jet engines, the jet pack is propelled by water (hence the large body of water).  A hose from the jet pack trails behind you to a little boat that supplies the water you need to fly. The hose also limits your height above water to about 30 feet. Probably a good idea, since surviving a 30 foot fall into the water isn't too big a problem.

Take a look at the video:

The website has no information about how expensive the Jetlev is, but elsewhere I've seen it listed at $136,000. Maybe if we all go in together, we could have one for this summer. I'm ready.