Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The NeatoShop

Products from the NeatoShop.  T-shirts and other items that are fun and interesting.


 Who doesn't love pirates these days?





Or dinosaurs?



 Ice cube trays with authentic looking icebergs and titanics.


 A mathematical formula showing that money is the root of all evil.
Remember - next Monday is PI day (March 14)

 The perfect doorstopper. Did you put Wizard of Oz on your Top Ten Movie list?



Thanks for reading. See you next time.


Monday, March 7, 2011

D Rose - too big, too strong, too fast, too good!



This video montage is just amazing, especially the blocks. I feel sorry for Scalabrine.  The pass to Deng at 2:50 on the video is incredible. I know the MVP stuff gets a little over the top sometimes, but the Bulls  swept  the Heat this year. How does LeBron get the MVP over D Rose? End of discussion. Just sent in my payment for playoff tickets. One game each round / all the way to the finals. Go Noah! Go Bulls!


Can't Help Myself

I know people aren't really interested in politics here, but thought this cartoon from GoComics by Stuart Carlson last week seemed to sum up much of the stupidity I heard on talk radio last week about the troubles in Wisconsin.


















I can't believe I am hearing people arguing that public employee unions are the cause of our economic problems. This kind of general "I hate the teachers" stuff is really scary. Every year, Phi Delta Kappa does a survey on American attitudes towards public education. Every year the results of the survey are pretty similar. "Public education stinks. Oh, my kids' public school? It's great. We really love our kids' teachers.  But public education stinks and we hate public school teachers."  I understand what Gov Walker is doing. It is pretty clearly documented that this is a political move to disrupt union (read Democrat) political fundraising to make things easier for Republicans to win office. It makes a lot of sense that way. I just don't get the fact that just like in the cartoon above, middle class folks are screaming and yelling at each other over this issue. It's hard being middle class in this country, much harder than it was 30 years ago. We used to think of middle class as being able to own your own home, take a vacation now and then, have two reliable cars, and, with a little help, see your kids go to college.  I don't see many households making 36,000 to 57,000 (which according to the census bureau lands you statistically in the middle for US incomes) being able to do those things now. Rent, transportation,  and health premiums and expenses eat up a significantly larger share than they used to.


The joke goes:  A unionized public employee, a member of the Tea Party and a Big Corp CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a 100 cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 99 cookies, looks at the tea partier and says, “Look out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie. 

Now you might say, that joke is really anti-business, and anti-free market. But I don't think so. I think its just anti - fat cat, so to speak.  From 1990 to 2005, CEOs' pay increased almost 300% (adjusted for inflation), while production workers gained only 4.3%. The purchasing power of the federal minimum wage actually declined by 9.3%, when inflation is taken into account. In 1960, CEO's made 50 times what production workers in their businesses did. In 2000, they made 520 times as much.
I think we're getting upset at the wrong people and, for that reason, I don't see the economic situation for 80% of the people in the country changing appreciably any time soon. I'm just saying.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

How to Decorate the Spare Bedroom

I think I still have most of the stuff in the basement from when the kids were younger. Now I know what to do all day while Ann is at work. Retirement is the best. Wooooooooo!

Geek A Week Comes to an End

One of the websites that I check every week for new material belongs to Len Peralta, an artist and illustrator.  A year ago he decided to do trading cards of the world's biggest geeks. It was a huge project contacting 52 people or groups that have had an impact on American culture in a geeky way.  Each card depicted the geek as a comic book character of some sort and most geeks have a podcast in which they answer a series of questions. So each person in the set had to agree to be on the trading card set, sit for a phone interview, and then agree to the way the card looked. Some of the names he got for the set are pretty amazing. For example:

Kevin Smith (writer-director)  John Hodgman (of The Daily Show and Mac commercials)



Adam Savage (of Mythbusters)                       Weird Al Yankovic (singing star)

Penn and Teller (magicians)                       Neil Gaimin (author)

 I have followed the set for 6 months, and as the set neared the end, everybody's question was "Who is going to finish the set?" I don't know how he did it, but he got the king of Geek, the head man at Marvel Comics, Stan Lee:



You can see all the cards with better pictures (and cardbacks) and the podcast for each geek here.   The Geek a Week page is here, including some info about Stan Lee to finish the set. Think Geek, which is a storefront for geek stuff has started selling the cards in packs of 8 here. It has been a lot of fun each week to see who would be next. Now I have to find something else to follow for awhile. 

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hail To The King, Baby!

Just announced - Bruce Campbell will be appearing at Wizard Comic-Con in Chicago in early August.  I was pretty sure I wanted to go see Patrick Stewart at the convention, but how can I pass on the star of Army of Darkness - Boomstick edition.

"Trapped in Time. Surrounded by Evil. Low on Gas."



For $150, you get the Bruce Campbell VIP package that includes, among other things, a photo op with the man himself. Hard to pass up, unless I'm saving my money to go in on the jet pack from the last post. Maybe it would make a nice birthday present from me to me. Make sure you block out the weekend, August 11th through the 14th. It's a geek extravaganza. And I need a new superhero illustrated in the manner of Hello Kitty. My Green Lantern is pretty lonely. 


Thursday, March 3, 2011

The JetPack is Here (sort-of)

If you happen to live on a large body of water, the often wished for jet pack has finally arrived.  But, instead of jet engines, the jet pack is propelled by water (hence the large body of water).  A hose from the jet pack trails behind you to a little boat that supplies the water you need to fly. The hose also limits your height above water to about 30 feet. Probably a good idea, since surviving a 30 foot fall into the water isn't too big a problem.

Take a look at the video:
The website has no information about how expensive the Jetlev is, but elsewhere I've seen it listed at $136,000. Maybe if we all go in together, we could have one for this summer. I'm ready.

A Twilight Zone Moment

Another one of those weird coincidences happened again this week. The picture at left, I learned this week, is of an art museum in London called the Tate Gallery.  It was founded in 1897 and houses the UK's national collection of British art. In the Tate Gallery (or Tate Britain as it is called today) hangs a rather curious painting called the Fairy Fellers Master - Stroke. It is shown below. It was commissioned by the Head Steward of Bethlem Hospital in 1855. The hospital I was already familiar with. It is the origin of the term bedlam. The Bethlem Hospital was in the forefront of cruel and unusual treatment of mental patients and the name has come to have a very bad connotation. The painter was Richard Dadd, who was incarcerated in the hospital for what would now be called schizophrenia. In 1842 while on a boat trip down the Nile River, he had a personality change and claimed that he had been taken over by the Egyptian god Osiris. He was committed to Bethlem Hospital in 1843 after killing his father (who he thought had been possessed by the devil) and remained in mental hospitals until he died in 1886. I ran across the first reference to the painting while reading a pair of fantasy novels by Mike Shevdon called Sixty - One Nails and  The Road to Bedlam. They are very reminiscent of Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere which is one of my favorite books.  A man dies in a subway of a heart attack, but is brought back to life by a woman who introduces him to the Fey're world. That world exists alongside our own, but normal people tend to block out things they see that they don't understand.

 


The painting is described in the novel as Dadd's attempt to portray this Fey're world on canvas. The painting took Dadd nine years to create, and according to Wikipedia, the detail is so microscopic and the paint so layered that the painting is nearly 3-D.

So, the day after I finish these two books, I begin re-reading The Wee Free Men in the Tiffany Aching series by Terry Pratchett. If you have not read a book by Terry Pratchett, you have missed out on a wonderful series of books set in a mythical place called Discworld.    There is no series that is funnier or that captures the absurdities of modern life better.  The four volume Tiffany Aching series is about a young witch who is learning the ropes in a very backwater part of Discworld and meets up with all kinds of interesting people and situations.  And, although I have no recollection from reading this book the first time in 2005, the Ferry Fellers Master - Stroke painting shows up as an important part of the story. When I looked the painting up on Wikipedia, I also found that Freddie Mercury was a big fan of the painting and a song with that title shows up on Queen's second album. I can't believe that I didn't hear that song in the car this week just to complete the trifecta of weirdness. Followed by the theme song from X-Files to cap it off.  The Truth is Out There, probably written in invisible ink on the back of the Fairy Fellers Master - Stroke.