It's Salsa Time!

So lately I've been spending some time on the website Howcast finding out how to do the many things I don't do well; like, say, wear a winter scarf:  

I have found lots of things that I should know more about: how to decorate a Christmas cake, how to play the B Major scale on your bass guitar, and how to handle a screaming child while shopping. That last one they did differently than we did when the kids were little. In the video, they don't mention tranquilizer darts once.   

So take a look at the incredibly long list of how - to videos. There must be something you want to learn by Christmas. How about "How to Play the Pokemon Trading Card Game" or "How to Dance Salsa Style." Man, I can't decide which sounds better.