On Friday, December 21, 2012, according to the Mayan Calendar, the world is coming to an end. That's before December 25. Hence my dilemma. At the website, December212012.com, there are a number of helpful hints about what to do during the coming apocalypse. You could go to a Mayan temple and hang out and wait for the festivities to start.
You could start working on your survival skills and building your underground rescue bunker:
I think a survival seed kit would be helpful for when you come out of the bunker. You can't be sure of the form of the destruction - this time it probably won't be the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. There are numerous doomsday scenarios: powerful earthquakes, a super volcano at Yellowstone National Park, economic and social collapse, nuclear fallout or a solar storm that destroys satellites and electrical grids. Any of those would be easier to take if you had jumbo seed packets of radishes and broccoli ready to go when you come out of the bunker in 2025. That would keep me going through 10 years of lava flows and nuclear fallout. Mmmm! Broccoli!
Maybe you need the deluxe two person survival kit. It's currently out of stock, but could be shipped to you as early as next week. Oh, no!
Ah, Science! Once again people ignore you and then end up looking like monumental whack-jobs to everyone around them. And I'm just talking about the House of Representatives Science Committee.
See you tomorrow.
